I can vouch for this...
Because I am Spanky's Dad.

I used to be a shithawk hollywood dentist but had crap aspirations of becoming a screenwriter - this was despite the fact that I had no.talent.whatsoever.

I went around for ages trying to flog the goadawful script to the abomination to movies that was 'Robin Hood: Men in tights'.*

I then had the incredibly jammy stroke of spawny luck to discover that ol' Wacko Jacko had the horn for my son!

Of course, I could'nt hoof him at the pervy cunt quick enough...'Of course you can sleep in his room' I said...

Then, being a compassionate dad, didn't give a fuck about my boy getting fruited up, but DID give a very large fuck about the possible blackmail possibilities. I went to Jacko and ordered him to fund my movie.

Despite being clinically barking, Jacko could tell a shite film when he saw one and told me to sling my cunty hook.

So we sued him for millions, and I used the publicity to get the dog-turd of a movie made.

Job done.

Don't get me wrong people...Michael Jackson is an almighty cuntcake - but I'm an even bigger one.

Love,

Evan Chandler

*I've just thought...given Spanky's shocking taste in movies he probably likes Robin Hood: Men in shites
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:29, 1 reply)

Thanks, dad
All I can say is Jackos cock tasted nicer than yours...

Oh, and I haven't seen Robin Hood: Men in Tights. I have seen Rubbin' Cock: Men outta tights... is it similar???
( SpankyHanky, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:33, closed)