What is it with Daves?!?
My first year of uni so was assign a flat with 4 other guys. 2 were nice, one was tolerable, one was DAVE.

Dave didn´t like sharing a fridge so he got his mum and dad to bring him one up from home.

Dave didn´t like his matress on his bed so got his mum and dad to bring him one up from home.

Dave plastered every available inch of space on our (rather large) kitchen´s walls with naked/semi-naked women cut out from FHM etc with his "hilarious" captions, he only put up "arty" posters in his room so he wouldn´t look shallow when he bought girls back.

Dave didn´t like washing up so bought paper plates&cups which slowly piled up around his chair where he sat playing "Tony Hawk Skateboarding" all day. In his underwear. In the kitchen.

Dave only ever ate microwave meals.

Dave didn´t like washing his clothes so he sprayed them with fabreeze and ironed them again.

Dave purchased a waterproof poster of Jordan for our shower and told us when he was going to "test" it.

Dave frequently told us when he needed "a knob wash".

Dave was a racist cnut who thought "nigger" and "paki" were the funniest words in the English language.

Dave regularly listened to his shit club music til 3am/4am at such a volume that I couldn´t just hear the basebeat, I could hear ALL THE LYRICS (such as they were). When I asked him to turn it down as I had 9am lectures he told me I was being unreasonable and tried to attack me with a knife.

Dave got drunk and smashed all my plates and cups.

Dave sat and watched animal porn with his friend from across the hall (ironically also called Dave and who was for all intents and purposes an exact imitation of the Dave I lived with) in the kitchen while I had my (2 female) friends round.

Dave got violent when he got drunk, which he did nearly every night. His favourite was screaming and kicking my bedroom door to wake me up.

I ended up nearly failing my first term at uni because I was reduced to a nervous wreck by sleep depravation and the other behaviour outlined above. I moved out after a hell-ish 6 months and went to live with nice people :)

Rant Over.

Apologies for length *insert own pun here*
(ComplexStuff Was confused by life on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:49, Reply)