Fray Bentos
Coming back from the pub one night having missed the closing time at the chippy we discovered a haul of previously stashed out of date Fray Bentos pies under the sink.
Not fancying it much I went to my bed fully expecting to woken within the next 10 minutes by the smoke alarm, trigger by previously mention flaming fray bentos pie now on fire.
I woke up un charred but there as a curious beefy smell down stairs. On further investigation I found an open pie tin on my house mates bed side table.
There was an enormous paw mark in the pie where he'd grabbed a handfull of cold pie and tried to stuff it in his face.
By the look of his pillow he'd failed as he'd obviously fell asleep before the pie hit mouth leaving an odd head shaped mark on his pillow outlined in beef gravy and pastry.
He didn't even change the sheets.
(cort16, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 12:30, Reply)