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Me again - I also shared a flat with a Slovakian couple in australia for a while. The girl Marina had ridiculously high standards of cleanliness and I well, don't. I shared a room in the flat with my brother cos we were skint and one night he got lucky and brought this lass back. We'd been out drinking and I'd gone to the bar and come back to see them sucking face so I left them to it. I bumped into a mate so went off drinking with him to another bar, stole some champagne, got 'maggot' as the ausssies say and then walked down manly beach front stopping at every other bench to throw up. When I eventually got home I saw that there was two sets of shoes and coats outside our room so went and crashed on the sofa in the kitchen/living room. I was woken up about 8am with a raging hangover and Marina screaming in my face

"Every day I clean the flat all over and now the whole place stinks because of you!"

Fair enough really - I was covered in my own dried vomit and I did stink. I'm pretty sure Marina thought I was from hell.
(BIV was recently envatted., Sat 7 Apr 2007, 3:17, Reply)