me and them
Them - shared a flat in edinburgh with a lovely spanish girl and a bit of a twat called Jazz. I was working full time 9-5 and he was a student getting all his bills and food paid for by his folks. He wasn't really going to college much and spent all his time going out clubbing to fairly shitty clubs. At least twice a week, sometimes more, he'd bring back half the club to his room (week nights mind) and they'd proceed to take shitloads of ghb, watch porn and play ridiculously loud, ridiculously shit gay house until the next day. I was late for work a lot as a result. Worse still was waking up to find some random girl wandering around my room looking fucked. I asked her what the hell she wanted and she slowly explained she was looking for some silver foil. I kicked her out with the foil from a fag packet and barricaded the door - which I did every night from then on.

Oh and Jazz used to steal my cheese from out the fridge and eat most of the block slice by slice as a snack and then put the last little bit back.

Plus he never washed up ever and played kylie songs at loud volume throughout the day.

His room was always immaculate but he never tidied the rest of the flat - instead he would take the rubbish from his room and dump it outside in the hall. Twat.
(BIV was recently envatted., Sat 7 Apr 2007, 3:19, Reply)