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Them again - shared a flat in glasgow and one of the flatmates was pretty irritating.

He claimed to have all sorts of food allergies but still stole our food whenever he felt like it. He even once removed a lasagne that was cooking in the oven whilst the other flatmate had nipped out to the shops and had it on a plate and was just covering it in pepper when he got back and caught him. Apparently he was just getting it ready for him. Bullshit.

He used to regularly wake me up by kicking open my bedroom door and then just stand there glowering at me and then ask some inane question. Twice this happened when I was in mid-wank.

He never had any money so I bought him pints in the pub all the time. He didn't see this as a favour because he was planning to pay me back so didn't thank me at all. Same with fags - he just used to demand one from me. Then when he did get some money he went and bought me a six pack from the shop and figured that was us settled despite the fact that a six pack from the off licence costs about the same as two pints from the pub and I'd bought him in excessive of ten. I set him straight on that one.

To be fair though he's a decent guy and we still get on alright now we don't live together. So a good mate but a housemate from hell.
(BIV was recently envatted., Sat 7 Apr 2007, 3:31, Reply)