i appear to be cursed when it comes to bad flatmates.
in my first year of uni, i was an outcast in my flat. i was the only one who'd been to state school and my flatmates were shocked that i could even get into university.

my 2nd year was dominated by my flatmate stealing hundreds of pounds from the rest of us. we called the police on that bitch.

now in my 3rd year.... i moved back into halls. in that flat was a crazy girl from ghana called anita. she got it into her head that we were going to be racist towards her. this was after not having spoken a single word to most of us. she wrote us a note telling us to treat her in a respectful manner. we were offended. so she started going a little crazy and leaving weird notes for us. one said "BE UP 4 THE MOON!! I DNT GIVE A FUCK!!" another said "AM NOT INTIMIDATED BY SMALL MINDS!! NEVER" she used to shlep around the flat muttering obscenities under her breath about us.
she also used to cook this stuff called fufu. which is a bit like powdered mash or something. she used a massive stick to make it which we thought she might use to bludgen us to death with. she would wash her dishes with washing powder.. for the washing machine.
she once tried to roast a chicken in the grill. it was so big that it was touching the elements and there was black smoke billowing out.
she used to play her Anastacia CD at 8am at full volume.
she would turn off the freezer so everything would defrost.
one night she rearranged the kitchen. by rearrange i mean that she took everything out of the cupboards and put them in strange places around the room. eg, there was a wok and a saucepan on top of the TV.
this is just a short list of the crazy things she did. we got her evicted. the hall manager was scared of her and so chucked her out.

length? if you'd lived with her, you'd understand!
(jeaneye, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 12:03, Reply)