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What was your worst flat share experience? Tell us, for we want to know.

(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:22)
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noisy neighbours
Chewbacca’s fur was moist with passion. He growled as he saw Princess Leia approaching; apple of his eye, mandarin of his heart. She ran towards him, chains rattling, her more than ample bosom bouncing with each step she took. Chewy took her roughly into his arms, and ran his paws through her long, dark, and now tangled hair.
“Oh Chewy, Luke was hitting on me again, but it turns out he’s my brother. How fucked up is that?!”
Chewbacca howled an affirmative at the bikini clad beauty before him.
“Oh Chewy, I knew you’d understand. You’re the only one who truly understands me. You can be my walking carpet any day, if you know what I mean.” She added suggestively.
Chewbacca stalked up to her with that animal magnetism she always found so alluring, snapping her bikini off with a deft snip of his claws. Leia’s opulent orbs of love bounced unapologetically forth, and she cooed like a blushing pigeon. Slowly and sensually, Chewbacca unbuckled his ammo belt, and let it gently coil onto the floor, revealing his hard furry abs to Leia’s delight.
Unsheathing his formidable wookie bow-caster, Chewy let out a bray a passion as he swept up the barely clad princess in his huge animal arms. With a final snip of his experienced wookie-paw, he rendered the succulent princess bare as freshly plucked poultry ready for a roasting. With his wookie bow-caster now fully charged, he took aim for her quivering crumpet. Slowly he slid his beastly truffle into her pre-heated love oven, hot for the baking. Dominating her, Chewy’s paws explored very peak and trough of her undulating form. Tugging furiously at her chains, Chewy grunted and thrust into her liquid delight; his wookie bow-caster making the Princess squirm like a freshly caught haddock with pleasure. He furiously docked into her harbour repeatedly, readying the ships to set sail. Together, Leia’s polished triangle and Chewy’s gargantuan organ made beautiful music long into the night.

...noisy buggers, always kept me and C3PO up
(, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 17:40, Reply)

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