Oh The Horror!
Just think of her as a blonde, Welsh Jade Goody, only, at University. It couldnt be any worse.......

Oh, yeah, there was the time she left the front door and our TV, dvd player and Generic Gaming System shaped like a cube were stolen. It was left open again, and some tramp walked in thinking it was a soup kitchen!!!!

There was the (many) times she cooked oysters and other assorted fish products in an unventilated kitched, without windows open, and the house had to be evacuated due to the overpowering smell.

There was the time she refused to buy anything for the house, and then when confronted, bought the contents of a corner shop and deposited them in our living room.

There was the time she bought her 'gangsta' boyfriend round, only for him to use our house as a storage for his stolen items (although we did get to use a projecter tv for a month - eastenders is much better on 152 inch widescreen)

There as the time she locked her room and her radiator burst, and forgot to tell us, which flooded 3 bedrooms.

She was studying for a fitness!!!! degree, and so wore alot of joggig bottoms, which were not the best thing to see at 7 in the morning.

Oh, and the laugh. Like a howling monkey, only with a welsh accent. I swear to god David Bellamy turned up looking for this rare creature
( useless_rocker twitter.com/phillipteague, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 8:06, Reply)