You don't know how to what?
Having read some of the comments on here, my housemate from hell sounds almost normal.

Me and one of my housemates were sprawled over the sofas, watching Neighbours, when another housemate comes in asking how to make a sandwhich. Yes, you read that correctly. She wanted to know whether the butter went on the bread, or the ham. Seriously, 18 years old and couldn't even do that. She also hasn't got the hang of bagless vacuum cleaners, and emptied it out onto the carpet.

But the worst was the kitchen. The washing up was never done, and we ended up playing Jenga with the dishes. As in trying to take one from the washing up pile without the rest crashing to the floor. It was sorted out when sandwhich girl's parents came to visit and cleaned up for us.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 13:33, Reply)