hippy tw@t
Some time ago I allowed a hippyish guy from work to move in. He seemed alright at the time, smoked weed, took class A drugs and drank a lot, as did I, so all seemed cool.

Except I’m sure he faked a robbery to pay drug debts, windows smashed but no glass inside, no footmarks on the window sill they supposedly got in through, etc, etc. “The robbers” also walked past two Technics decks + amp + speakers that were his, upstairs to my room and stripped it of a CD player + amp + speakers, call me suspicious but……

That was bad, but the insurance coughed up and I got a brand spanking new hi fi out of it so lesson learnt but no great harm.

However he also had the horrible habit of falling asleep anywhere when he had consumed red wine and weed. The most unforgettable time was when I was upstairs on the phone, my other mate came running up in a state. Apparently he had been sitting on the floor with his back against the sofa on which hippy Chris was asleep when he suddenly heard dripping water. The hippy had been pissing himself, the piss had been collecting in the base of the sofa until it overflowed and began pouring out, onto the tray I kept to skin up on, the dirty get had not only soaked my entire sofa through with piss, he’d ruined half an ounce of finest weed, call me fussy but I wasn’t waiting for that to dry out again.
(wesimmo, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 13:30, Reply)