Moved to Stockport a few years back from Saddleworth.
The bloke who owned the house was ok but a bit dim (I can't believe they speak German in Austria).
One female housemate was about 20 stone, said she could drink anyone under the table but was legless after one glass of wine, Blackadder style. She also had a habit of leaving a ridiculous amount of "mess" in the toilet when she'd finished. Ordered a Chinese Banquet for 4 for herself most Sundays. Brought a bloke home with her one evening & I asked if it was her brother as they looked similar. Turned out it was her boyfriend.
Another housemate looked like Butch the bulldog from The Sooty Show & once blocked the toliet with a whole bog roll.
Great Days....
( ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 13:38, Reply)