Illegal Alien
IN my first year at Uni (in the same flat as my previous story) a lil chinese girl moved in. Then vanished. We tried for ages to contact her leaving notes under her door etc... After a while away from the flat (could have been xmas???) I'm the first to move back. and notice the smell of garlic. and notice all the pots and pans have been used. and notice the fucking state the place is in. and notice that our lil chinese girl, had turned in to this slightly taller, slightly more butch chinese girl. Turns out, lil chinese girl used the pre-tense of an english education to gain access to the country and then disappear, while subletting to the bigger chinese girl (i think the big one paid the little one for the room?)....needless to say we got biggie kicked out. She wasnt even a student.
(drain_bamaged, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:36, Reply)