SCUMMY WANKER!
I have cleaned the fridge I share with my scummy wanker housemate several times over the last week or two.

I awoke this morning and ventured into the kitchen to make myself a brew, opened the fridge to find the following;

*Orange juice fucking EVERYWHERE!
*my milk carton stuck to the fridge because of this.
*the fucking muppet had left uncovered crab sticks on his shelf overnight and so all my food now smells of Grimsby.
*a brown stain which I really hope was chocolate/branston all down the inside of the door.


IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM!
watch the news tonight folks.

HES FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!!!
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:08, Reply)