Apparently I'm a sex offender
I was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
( , Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
I was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
( , Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Squirrel nuts
On holiday once in Florida, we stopped at some nature reserve thingy where you could buy some nuts and feed the 'people friendly' squirrels.
I noticed a little brown furry chap in front of me so I walked up slowly....crouched down slowly and held out a hand with some nuts. He soon got quite brave and started nibbling away.
Whilst doing this, I noticed a girl watching me. I'd glance at the squirrel, glance at the girl, glance at the squirrel, glance at the girl...etc....
I kinda noticed she was actually staring at me and not the squirrel. It was then that I looked down at the front of my shorts and noticed "other" nuts hanging out the side.
I promptly stood up and walked back to the bus.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:56, Reply)
On holiday once in Florida, we stopped at some nature reserve thingy where you could buy some nuts and feed the 'people friendly' squirrels.
I noticed a little brown furry chap in front of me so I walked up slowly....crouched down slowly and held out a hand with some nuts. He soon got quite brave and started nibbling away.
Whilst doing this, I noticed a girl watching me. I'd glance at the squirrel, glance at the girl, glance at the squirrel, glance at the girl...etc....
I kinda noticed she was actually staring at me and not the squirrel. It was then that I looked down at the front of my shorts and noticed "other" nuts hanging out the side.
I promptly stood up and walked back to the bus.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:56, Reply)
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