Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Well ive been told...My father once told his best mate over the phone, a woman whom i'd never met, about my gigaloo status in Plymouth. As a 15 year old boy with a large female gatherense of friends i was rather pleased with that and my status amoungst friends was raised to king of the pimps. Oh and the fact that i slap girls asses that ive never met gets that "you bloody perv" as well a lot.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:54, Reply)
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