Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Long coatsAlways have this effect. Also, I apparently am good friends with one of the worst sex offenders in Sheffield. He's done time for it too so he says. Can't say any more as he is a member of one of the larger football firms and, well, I value my facial features.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:58,
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