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I was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Back at Primary School (again)
And we had a horrible teacher called Mrs. Crane who had a reputation for being a bitch. She was. I sat there with my book in my lap, tapping out the rhythm to the song that the lower class were singing.

Later on that day, Mrs. Crane says to me; "Please don't do that in class, all that touching yourself must be new, but really." I ran out crying and wondering how tapping a book on the underside was like touching myself.

She got fired the same year for harrassing students :D
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 0:36, Reply)

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