Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Not me, but a friend of mine...We were sat in a park, four of us, after school, swinging on the swings.
After a while, some children came onto the park, and as the park is there for children, and police patrol the area after school hours (because of all the chavs that attended) we left the swings and sat ourselves on the round-a-bout.
Eventually, it became obvious that the children wanted to use the round-a-bout, so we were forced to move off it, and onto a bench.
At this point, one of our number procliamed loudly "God, I hate fucking kids!"
My reaction was to say, "OK, but I'm not God."
One of my other friends said, "Stop fucking them then."
It was only then that I realised what he had in fact said.
We all thought it was immensely funny. We're still making comments about them being a paedo to this very day, two and a half years later.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 0:41, Reply)
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