Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Sigh...It happens quite abit, usually in supermarkets and stuff. Say you're sitting about, minding your own business, and someone with a baby comes along - the baby stares. You make faces at the baby and smile. You then hear "Get away from my child you filthy pervert" ahhhhh classic.
That and because I'm taller than most it always seems I'm staring at peoples tits...most of the time I'm not.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 0:42, Reply)
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