Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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I thought someone was a pervI started my new job almost a year ago, and figured out where the smokers go.
There was one guy that used to be among us smokers, and he would always nudge me with his elbow and kind of do a hip thrust.......now, although I live in 'merica, I'm not a "sue everyone" type, so I figured I'd have a word with HR.......
I'm not kidding here at all, but it turns out the guy has tourettes - the twitchy kind. Boy was I mad - he could have at least had the sweary kind!
Of course, after that, I taught him English swear words such as Wanker and Bollocks, and now he shouts them at appropriate moments and blames it on the tourettes.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 3:34,
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