Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Fair enough reallyAs an aging skateboarder, I usually have enough on my mind when I get out the board, ie, I hope my knees still work, bloody hell I wish I'd given up smoking years ago, damn I should have kept practicing (insert trick here) so I wouldn't have to re-learn the thing now etc etc etc.
Lately however, I started skating at a new park and noticed that when I rocked up, parents would come over for a chat about the weather, what a good facility it was and so on.
What a nice bunch of friendly people I thought... until last week when one confessed that they were convinced I was an old perve there to try to roger their kids.
Slightly deflating... although a couple of the mums are a bit of alright!
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difficultchild, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 7:46,
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