Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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at camp, when I was 13 or soI thought it'd be funny to stick my nob into my Weet-Bix.
People laughed, but I didn't have any other breakfast and obviously I couldn't explain why I wanted a new one. So everyone was totally disgusted when I ate it.
I was a cereal sex offender.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 7:55, Reply)
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