Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Oh and another thing...I was working in Los Angeles a few years back and having an afternoon off, decided to go for a walk. Eventually I arrived at an outdoor pool where some kind of carnival was going on. Lured in by the smell of sizzling sausages, I wandered over, bought a hot dog and a coke and sat down to eat. After about two bites I spotted a group of large very scary looking fathers headed my way while other stood and pointed. Apparently the parents of the south central LA school swim team which was racing that day - all of them under 13, I might add - wanted the only white guy in attendance to leave. So I did. Rapidly.
Shit hot dog anyway.
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difficultchild, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 7:55,
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