Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Dogging Adventures, apparentlyI pulled over as my car had overheated, into a carpark just off the city centre. I turned off the engine, turned on the inside light and began to roll a spliff. Suddenly my peace was shattered by a very bright light shining through the windscreen from the top of a Police People Carrier. I dropped the weed, hid my other gear beneath the seat and got out, expecting to be searched and already thinking of excuses to tell my gf. Fortunately, however, they thought I'd be shagging randoms so after a piece of fatherly advice about the usual activities of people in the car park after dark and a chuckle they left me to it.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 18 Aug 2006, 8:57,
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