Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Hans dat do dishesI used to juggle luminous clubs (sorry) and wanted to paint luminous paint patterns (I was on drugs, see) onto rubber gloves to add to the 'show'.
I went into a chemist to buy 'washing up' gloves, and was shown a number of colours. Fine for washing up, but I insisted they must be black (for the 'illusion' to work). Cue many quizzical looks and me leaving empty handed and shame faced.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 9:52, Reply)
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