Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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A double wammyThis question and "My computer gave away my secrets" in one.. a work mate (who, fortunately, didn't understand the implications of the google autofill feature) typed something beginning with 'A' into google and the autofill came up with 'anal probe'.
"Anal fucking probe?!" he exclaimed, then just assumed it was the mucky old internet, up to it's naughty suggestive self again (hey, he is married to a catholic r.e. teacher). He brushed over it before I could splutter the usual..
"See, I was in the shower, when I slipped on the hoover and" ...erm...actually no excuses. I was looking to give the wife some bum fun.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:20, Reply)
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