Dog Leg Pete
Guy from Abberystwth university earned this illustrius nickname after getting himself drunk as feck and telling his "mates" at a bar as to what happened to him once.

He recalled drunkedly that one evening during his teenage years he was sat in the living room, bored and miserable watching the telly. His parents had gone out and had left in charge of the house, so he went channel hopping. Due the aforementioned channel hopping expedition, he encounters a re-run of Baywatch. "No-one else is in, fuck it" thinks he, grabs some tissues and starts knocking one out while sitting in the living room.

Now during this time, his dog wonders in and notices that he's doing something odd, and is naturally curious as to what's going on. He wants a nose. He's a dog, he wants to be involved. So the dog starts trying to jump up and sniff Pete's crotch, while Pete is in mid-wank.

Pete, obviously caught offguard and with his pants around his ankles, tries to force the dog away from his cock and is struggling to keep his balance.

This is the perfect time for his parents to arrive back early, walking in and seeing Pete with his trousers around his ankles, cock in one hand and a struggling dog in the other.

Rather quietly the mother walks upto the excited dog and takes it out the back. The dad takes Pete upstairs and promptly letures him about the "birds n bees".

The fact that he told his mate in the pub was possibly the worst thing he could have done; this spread like wildfire. Others at the pub heard parts of this story too as he drunkedly said it, so this was quickly substantiated as evidence (no denial possible), and thus this was passed around the entire university.

He was, unto this very day, donned the immortal nickname as "Dog Leg Pete."
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:38, Reply)