Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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The Hanson momentMany moons ago, I watched Hanson performing the hellish 'Mmmm Bop' on Top of The Pops. i turned to my brother and said, 'that little blonde one, she's fit.'
My brother then informed me that I was referring to a 12 year old *boy*.
I felt very, very wrong. It was the Hanson Moment.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:46, Reply)
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