Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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"remembers another"Met this nurse in a nightclub once, had quite a bit of fun with her (wink wink).
A few weeks later, I bump into her again in the same club, and she leads me out of the club to somewhere quieter. This "somewhere quieter" was a small lane about 2 roads behind the club, and behind this small bush. We start getting it on, and in mid thrust a torchlight shines on us from behind; magically creating a silhoute of me ass outline on the wall in front of us. I turn around and there's a cop car parked beside us with two coppers, one of which is leaning out of his window holding the torch.
"Everything alright?" he asks.
I burst out laughing and shout "Fuck off!"
The copper's quite confused by this and then amazingly says "Sorry both", turns his torch off then drives off.
I couldn't finish that shag after that; the moment had lost it's romance.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:56,
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