Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Sheep shaggingI went to university in a little town in a Welsh valley. It being Wales, we were surrounded by sheep. The halls of residence backed onto one of these sheepy fields, giving the students a view of a lovely pastoral scene.
One night a couple of gentlemen friends of mine were out very late walking around the halls when they heard a bleating. Going to investigate, they found that one of the sheep had become caught in the barbed wire fence and was somewhat distressed. Being good-hearted souls, they tried to free it, but having no knife to hand, they began to try to untangle it in the dark.
So when the porter came around on his nightly patrol, he found the two men manhandling a loudly bleating, very unhappy sheep.
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