Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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we get customers telling us exploitsWell not intentionally, but hey, we gotta get shits and giggles from somewhere.
Some of them are quite pervy, but the one that seemed to fall best into the "Bestiality Sex Offenders Gratton Autumn/Winter Catalogue 2006" was by asking me how to explain to a twelve year old about a picture of a "woman pleasuring a horse".
"I'm sorry, that's not supported madam" was about the best response I could produce before pressing mute and pissing myself laughing.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:08,
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