Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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I was the sheep which got caught in the barbed wireVarious dodgy characters approached me over time and shagged me. A few of them got caught but got away by pretending that they were trying to free me. I'm still haunted by the experience.
It's all true.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 12:08, Reply)
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