Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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another actually true email exchange.I contacted this young lady via a dating site, and we started to exchange emails.
her: I'd say from your photo that you're about 25.
me: astonishing, you were only seven years off (put in a less sarcastic way)
me: (mentions I'm vegan)
her: yeah, I wanted to go vegan. But I'm not sure my Mum would let me.
me: OK...and on a completely unrelated topic, how old are you exactly?
her: I'll be 18 in July.
her: is that a problem?
well, only morally and legally.
we didn't exchange any dirty stuff so it was OK, but jaysus. You were meant to be 18 to go on the site as well.
I should've pointed out that many 32 year olds on the site would be more than happy to hook up with her, but they'll all turn out to be gross beyond belief, but I didn't, mainly because I assumed she'd have the thing of "that advice is for other 17 year olds, who aren't incredibly mature like me".
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:19, Reply)
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