Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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One nightWhen I used to go out to the local shit rock club at the age of 15, I got beaten up quite badly once. I later found out that the person who did it had been telling everyone (completely wrongly, of course) that I was a rapist.
I got the last laugh though. The guy ended up getting pigged for assulting a minor, getting nearly kicked to death by two big black guys, and eventually ended up in prison.
Guess what for?
Rape.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:48, Reply)
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