Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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aussiesQ) How many Aussies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) 016. 1 to change the bulb, and 15 to stand around going "Good on yer, mite!"
Also, never mind Benny Hill and the Carry On Films, what about Neighbours, Home and Away, Heartbreak High, The Delinquents and Stefan Fucking Dennis.
I actually went to Oz once. When I arrived they searched my stuff and asked if I had a criminal record. I said "Is one still necessary?"
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 18 Aug 2006, 14:11,
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