Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Now I think about it......every bloody chav I see has one or both hands down his pants most of the time. I despise that about them more than anything, and there's lots not to like already.
If I had a quid for every time I've said 'Play with your dick at home you fucking chimp' then I'd have a decent night out at least. Okay then, not so much 'said' as 'muttered' - those fuckers are the human equivalent of velociraptors, after all.
For this reason I'd never shake hands with a chav, assuming they had enough knowledge of common courtesy to know what shaking hands is, which in most cases is probably unlikely.
I've even seen chavettes doing it - mmmmm classy :/
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:03, Reply)
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