Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Phone flasherAlways grin when I recall this one...
Finally was starting my final year at uni and we had a new flat on the ground floor. Our previous flats had always faced the main road or just park/shrubs. SO, returning from having a shower I thought nothing of walking around my room in nothing but my dressing gown which was open down the front.
It wasn't until I neared the window that I realised my "new" room was overlooked by the window next to the payphone...
This being the first week there was a naive first year girl obviously making the "i'm ok" call to her parents and had a shocked look on her face as she stared at my old fella.
I decided to close the curtains and went to tell my flatmates so they could avoid similar misshaps. Turns out my window was the only one in "the line of sight". I was christened "the phone flasher".
Never got a call from said girl either :( Must have been the length...
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 17:24, Reply)
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