Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Accidental PaedophileWhile at the pub with a few mates my phone, which was sat in the middle of the table, started to ring. Being a rather lazy person I couldn't be bothered to lean over and pick it up so a friend kindly answered it instead.
It turns out that in some strange coincidence a little boy had dialled the wrong number and asked if he 'was still coming over tonight?'.
Thinking my mate was taking the piss I took the phone from him and found that it was in fact a little boy asking that question.
Of course I was instantly labelled a paedophile which has stuck and become a running unfunny joke.
As an example I was recently introduced to a friend's pretty cousin as the one 'who likes little boys'.
Everything about it:
. The phone ringing
. My friend answering.
. It being a wrong number.
. It being a little boy.
. Little boy asking if he can still come over.
what are the chances? :(
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Regger, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 17:47,
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