Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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sex tradeI was 13 or 14. I'd taken the day off school, and given the empty house and copy of basic instinct on video, I decided to indulge in my new found favourite passtime. Whilst in the throws of self love i heard the doorbell and so quickly stuffed myself into my trousers and walked to the door.
I was greeted by a rather sheepish looking gent who said "You don't need windows do you?"
I said no
"Good, thought not", he replied and made a hasty exit down the drive.
It's only upon closing the front door that i noticed a whopping erection had slipped out of my flies and must have been rudely pointing at him all through our conversation. Poor fella.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 18:06, Reply)
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