Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Instant Callcentre Paedo Accuso!Two fellow female workers talking next to me, as I'm walking a customer through a tricky PC process (ie click IE love, no, close My Documents, the blue E thing, oh god).
The customer says to me that she's having difficulty (no shit), so she's putting her 9 year old daughter on the line to resolve this, which I think is quite funny.
So I hit mute on my headset cable (which I have in me left hand), turn to me right and hold the mute button up "unsuspiciously", then tell the 2 fellow workers that I'm now speaking to the 9 year old girl.
Then in front of the workers I made a slight show of flicking the mute button off while turning back to my left, and just out of thier view flicking mute back on.
"Is that you love? Yeah...so...what are you wearing?"
Me fellow workers jaws hit the floor with looks of absolute horror. I kept a straight face, then spun around to face these workser and hit the mute button off in front of them. Fixed the customer's prob in under a minute lol.
Instant-paedo-accuser-ultimato!
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 18:07,
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