Apparently I'm a sex offender
I was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
( , Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
I was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
( , Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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I never thought what it would have looked like . . .
. . . until I read this QOTW. My ex boyfreind looks very young. He would routinely get asked for ID in every bar and offie. Even in the rare event that he would buy fags they sometimes asked for ID. When we were out he was quite touchy feely so it would have been obvoius we were together. We were BOTH 25 at the time but I suppose nobody would have known - I've probably got a reputation I don't know about. And no, I didn't fancy him because he looked like a kid sometimes! (He's been my best friend for 3 years now).
( , Fri 18 Aug 2006, 20:33, Reply)
. . . until I read this QOTW. My ex boyfreind looks very young. He would routinely get asked for ID in every bar and offie. Even in the rare event that he would buy fags they sometimes asked for ID. When we were out he was quite touchy feely so it would have been obvoius we were together. We were BOTH 25 at the time but I suppose nobody would have known - I've probably got a reputation I don't know about. And no, I didn't fancy him because he looked like a kid sometimes! (He's been my best friend for 3 years now).
( , Fri 18 Aug 2006, 20:33, Reply)
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