Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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YeahWhen I lived in student halls, saying "come in" automatically when a pretty girl from down the corridor knocked at my door.
Except, I was lying on my bed watching TV. With only a t-shirt on. Oops.
"I wanted to see if you were still looking for a flatmate for next year, but I guess I'll come back later"... ... ... for goodness sake.
I'm pretty sure the fact that I wasn't naked, but was wearing just a short t-shirt, made it worse.
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pidg, Sat 19 Aug 2006, 1:41,
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