Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Nightshifts make you give away TOO MUCH INFOMeColleague and I were doing Nights babysitting one of the more 'arty' channels, which at the time was showing a documentary about fetishes.
GawdBless'im he'd had a sheltered existence, so when a bloke was being 'punished' by his Mistress he remarked "My, that is a very stiff whip she's using ... "
Without pausing for thought I reply "That isn't a whip, it's a riding crop..."
Silence ensued for about the next 20 minutes, broken only by the tumbleweed passing through the TX Suite ...
(, Sat 19 Aug 2006, 13:33, Reply)
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