Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Sex OffenderA mate of mine once had community service in a hospital for packing heat, or drugs or some shit (I tend not to listen to the twat.) Anywhoo he was bursting for a shit, but the staff toilets were out of order and the visitors are too far away. So he runs into the pediatrics toilet drops kecks an shits. Some little kid with a broken arm who he happened to have pissed off sees him come in and proceeds to nick his shoe from under the gap of the cubicle an runs out with it. My mate being both stupid and having a short fuse runs out pulling his pants up as he leaves shouting "If you dont give it to me now I'm gonna fuck you you twat." I wish I'd seen the nurses face.
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Paedosmile service with a grin., Sat 19 Aug 2006, 21:57,
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