Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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I used to help run a charity basedswimming pool and did a lot of volountry work there. I was generaly the one doing all the repairs and keeping the place going on a budget of nothing. One year there was a bit of a problem with rats living above the fibre board ceiling of the pool building and I began going into the dark loft space, every couple of days, to top up the rat bait. One late afternoon, I was waitin for te last couple of kids to change and piss off home, so to fill in time, I went up to check the bait. reaching down to pick up the tub, I stepped off the rafter and realised, too late, that I was standing on the flimsy ceiling which obviously collapsed and sent me through to the floor below - right by the door of the girls changing room. I almost landed on one of the kids. The very next day, one of the said kids says to me 'my mum said why was he over the girls changing romm....' Great. Small village, big rumours.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 11:23,
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