Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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My ex-husbandrecently got sent down for kiddy-fiddling.
It happened after we split up and was nothing to do with me, but even so, I thought I'd get some stick over it. To my astonishment, I've had none at all.
So I can only apologise for wasting your time by pointing out that NOBODY thinks I'm a sex offender.
(, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 21:34, Reply)
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