Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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knocked up??? knocked out more likewhen i was 18 (im 22 now) i was round at my friends who had a 16 year old sister.. (very nice) and who he was very protective of.. however during chats some of the comments i made and his reactions kinda gave me the idea that he was ok with me having a go with her.. anyways kinda being a bit nervous and not knowing how to start anything she starts giving me lip.. me.. being usual idiot i am.. goes and get my mates toy bb gun and starts shooting her in the backside.. (she was wearing tight leggings) eventually i run out of ammo and it ends in a wrestling match... which i was rather enjoying.. it ended up with me stuck in between her legs lying on top of her with her arms pined to the floor.. as soon as i realised this i got a massive boner.. which i knew she could feel but didnt seem to bother her.. as things started to heat up and with her starting to wriggle underneath me, i moved to get a better placement.. at which points she laughs and quickly knees me at the base of my skull... my words went something along the lines of oh sh.... before passing out... needless to say she ran off and i didnt see her for 3 months..
now weve been going out for 2 years
(, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 23:56, Reply)
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