Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Shut up, chivalrous idiot and cop a look at thatI was brought up a nice boy - not gay, just being well versed in what was nice and what wasn't by my catholically eager parents. Sex out of marriage was a sin and looking at topless ladies when on holiday in the south of france was evidence of being a budding sex pervert.
When I worked in an electronics factory in Cornwall my bench had a bin under it which the cleaning lady, a 30-something yam-yam from back home in the black country used to have to fiddle about under my desk to empty, usually squatting down.
Cue the time when one summer she was wearing a low cut v-neck and it billowedd out at the front when she was leaning under the desk right next to where I was working. Trying not to peek I told her in the most subtle of ways that I could (if i wanted) see right down her cleavage and I'm sure that was not what she intended.
Backfired on me. She went through the entire p[lace yelling that I was looking down her top when all I was trying to do was to tell her that I was giving her fair warning that anyone could .
But I am now older and wiser, and when I get a look at any promising cleavage I enjoy it in silence.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 1:43,
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