Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Not mebut it should have been. I once when I was 6 or 7 managed to get a boy expelled from School. He'd just joined the schooll - from Australia I think. He was anxious to fit in. I taught him to play my favourite game of that time, 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours.' He took some persuading.
Trouble was all the teacher on dinner duty saw was me peering under the table and him at the end of this long table with his willy out. Cue me being called out of P.E and questioned about what I saw. Me being a quiet embarrased little girl, when I wasn't playing these games. He was expelled from that moment.
I expect to this day he has on his records that he is a sexual deviant - whereas it's me.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 11:19, Reply)
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